The Days and Nights of Catherine Evermore

My sweetheart and I used to watch the Kentucky Derby each year, and we always had lots to say about the ladies hats, the colorful jackets worn by some of the men, and we always had comments to make about the horses.

Oh! The beautiful horses.

I made my pick based on how they looked parading down the track, while he knew about betting odds and usually picked a winner.

We had fun making up comments that the companion horses might have said to each other. They sometimes had pretty colorful ribbons braided in their manes or tails. I could just hear a companion flirting with the race horse: “Hey good looking. Wanna go to the Oats Bar after the race?”

Something like that, if you get my drift.

So, reading Breitbart on Sunday, I got a good chuckle out of this story:

Rich Strike Wins Kentucky Derby, Then Tries to Bite Another Horse

Talk about gratitude!

I miss my sweetie. He passed away nearly four years ago. If he was looking down from heaven on Saturday, I hope he saw the race. He’s always in my heart, thoughts, and prayers … especially on Kentucky Derby day.

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18.2-419. Picketing or disrupting tranquility of home.

Any person who shall engage in picketing before or about the residence or dwelling place of any individual, or who shall assemble with another person or persons in a manner which disrupts or threatens to disrupt any individual's right to tranquility in his home, shall be guilty of a Class 3 misdemeanor. Each day on which a violation of this section occurs shall constitute a separate offense.

Joy Behar of “The View,” which is the most disgusting show on daytime TV, suggested women withhold sex to fight against the leaked draft showing the Supreme Court’s opinion to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Someone on another show wanted to know if masturbating was the same as crossing a picket line. Great question, someone on another show.

Personally, I see an uptick in the sex toy industry – not that I would know about such an industry – but if I did then there might be a huge increase in purchases. This reminds me of a time … well, it might have involved an adult store, but I’m just gonna save that one for another time.

Back to Joy Behar and her sex strike.

Men are probably saying, “Thank God. No man will ever have to worry about having sex with that crazy harpy ever again.”

Is that mean? Well, nope!

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