Author: Catherine

Apparently, if you live in Texas, the border patrol agents on horseback are going to be investigated for using long reins to control their horses.

If you are a screaming liberal like Maxine Waters or Joy Reid, you are accusing them of whipping illegals coming to this country from Haiti.

Give me a break!

Those two harpies have never been on a horse, much less know a thing about how to control a horse with reins. Someone should control their disgusting, filthy mouths that spout hate for all conservatives. Truly, they are about as dumb as a rock.

In all honesty, I don’t know why these agents stay in their jobs. If it were me, I would be taking early retirement and telling Joe Biden to take his border crisis and move it to Delaware.

Joe Biden is the worst president ever. Hand to God, the man is an idiot.

As for these agents and all law enforcement, they have my full support. Unlike the harpies on the left, I actually appreciate what they do in the name of law and order.

© Catherine Evermore. All rights reserved.

Where Have All The Cowboys Gone
by Paula Cole

Today is the last day of summer. Thank God.

So far, we have been spared a hurricane. Thank God, again.

I’m bored to tears. Joe Biden is giving a speech at the UN General Assembly, and I suspect those in attendance are bored to tears, too. I can’t bring myself to watch that jackass make a fool of himself.

Speaking of Jackass Joe, have you seen our southern border? It’s totally and completely out of control, but Joe and Kamala couldn’t care less. Those two deserve each other; however, America doesn’t deserve either one.

There are people I miss, and people I wish I had gotten to know. There are other people I will never miss, and people I wish I had never gotten to know.

My to-do list keeps growing and my I-don’t-feel-like-it list is getting even longer. Where is the ambition? Where is the drive?

I keep telling myself that today is the day, or maybe tomorrow will be the day, but the day after tomorrow will most certainly be the day. Day to do what?

Oh, I just remembered one more thing. Biden wants seniors to be test dummies for the vaccine booster shot. Hell no, Joe! I took one shot that made me sick for nearly three days, so I’m not going there again.

Okay, I’m done. Hope whoever you are that you have a good week.

© Catherine Evermore. All rights reserved.

Sky News host Rita Panahi says she will “personally write a cheque” for anyone who can decipher what Joe Biden is trying to convey in his latest gaffe.

I’ve come to the conclusion that I am the “opposite girl.”

Why? Well, I will tell you why.

I said I was leaving a social networking site, but that lasted for a day. What’s the point of saying I’m going to quit when I know full well it’s not going to last?

I went on a diet to lose the 9 lbs. I gained during a year of COVID lock-downs and ended up gaining 4 lbs. Who goes on a diet to LOSE weight and ends up gaining weight? Apparently, I do.

I need to stop seeing one of my many doctors because I just don’t like him, and he creeps me out. What did I do? Made an appointment to see him this coming week.

See what I mean? Opposite Girl.

So, from now on I will just keep my mouth shut about what I’m going to do and then quietly do the opposite.

For instance, I am not going to lose weight, I am leaving a social networking site, and I will keep seeing the doctor I don’t like. That should do the trick.

Ta-da! Just do the opposite and all will be right with the world.

© Catherine Evermore. All rights reserved.